It won't be a report, just "high lites".
If you actually call the ship and do that:
#1. I'd piss my pants laughing so hard.
#2. You would probably REALLY get your ass whoop.
#3. You would probably get your ass whoop by me, only because Lesa would whoop my ass.
All seriosness, I wish you were coming along. I'm going to hate to have a dive buddy as bad as I am. :|
Michael