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Offline Blotto

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #90 on: December 17, 2008, 07:38:59 PM »
Granted, but it's designed to trick us into thinking we're benefitting from it all! oh, wait! It already is that way! LMAO!

I wish all greed would end.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #91 on: December 17, 2008, 09:06:45 PM »
Granted but now everyone is overcome by fear!

I wish I could retire today and move to Thailand :)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #92 on: December 17, 2008, 10:27:29 PM »
Granted, but North Korea just took it over.

I wish I could make a living commerical spearfishing.......
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #93 on: December 18, 2008, 08:36:52 AM »
Granted, but North Korea just took it over.

I wish I could make a living commerical spearfishing.......

Granted, but 2 weeks in you get attacked by a Goliath and lose a leg.

I wish I was in Key Largo diving some reefs.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #94 on: December 18, 2008, 10:11:50 PM »
granted but sadly the visability is only 5 ft

I wish that notre dame would not suck anymore

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #95 on: December 19, 2008, 03:25:12 PM »
Granted, but now they just blow.

I wish I could lose weight and still eat the same crap.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #96 on: December 19, 2008, 06:45:08 PM »
Granted, But now u look like PeeWee Herman :binkybaby:

I wish I could make one of the Divers Night Outings  ???
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #97 on: December 19, 2008, 07:24:31 PM »
Granted, but you get too drunk and wake up next to a "coyote ugly" chick.

I wish scuba gear didnt cost so @#$% much!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #98 on: December 19, 2008, 08:42:07 PM »
Granted, but now all you get is crap for gear.

I wish it was after xmas and I was in GA already!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #99 on: December 19, 2008, 10:31:16 PM »
Granted, but you get stuck in Atlanta at two in the morning with a "John Mccain for President" t shirt on! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

I wish people wouldnt drive in the left lane unless they are passing.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #100 on: December 20, 2008, 12:16:22 AM »
Granted, but your now in Europe.

I wish I had more hours in the day to get things accomplished.

That's funny right there.......

Granted, but you get stuck in Atlanta at two in the morning with a "John Mccain for President" t shirt on! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #101 on: December 20, 2008, 04:08:12 PM »
Granted, but your kids tag along all day.

I wish I was diving right now!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #102 on: December 20, 2008, 09:15:04 PM »
Granted, but the water is 30º and u only have a 1.5mil.

I wish It was spring already!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #103 on: December 20, 2008, 10:26:33 PM »
Granted, but the Groundhog screwed you.

I wish it was still red snapper season.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #104 on: December 21, 2008, 03:06:44 AM »
granted but you drop your speargun and break your poles

I wish I didnt have sinus problems
I'm not crazy I"m narced!

 

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