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Offline MCoop

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #105 on: December 21, 2008, 03:09:13 AM »
Quote from: SemperFido on December 19, 2008, 10:31:16 PM
Granted, but you get stuck in Atlanta at two in the morning with a "John Mccain for President" t shirt on! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

I wish people wouldnt drive in the left lane unless they are passing.
thats it this one tops them all!!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #106 on: December 21, 2008, 08:08:21 PM »
Granted, you no longer have sinus problems because your nose covers over with skin and falls off and you now breathe and talk out of the same hole and its not the one under where your nose used to be, LMAO!!!!!


I wish there were more days between Thanksgiving and Christmas!!!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #107 on: December 23, 2008, 07:11:19 AM »
granted, but now they're reversed.

I wish Next-day Air didn't cost more than the product that I want!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #108 on: December 23, 2008, 11:07:06 AM »
Granted, but the day you order is Friday. (meaning you don't get it until Monday)

I wish I could go 5 minutes without coughing.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #109 on: December 23, 2008, 07:59:53 PM »
Granted, But now you are sneezing every 5 minutes......
 
I wish Oil would stop falling!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #110 on: December 23, 2008, 08:06:20 PM »
Granted, but now you cant afford to drive to work.

I wish my wife thought a clean house was sexy.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #111 on: December 23, 2008, 08:45:29 PM »
Granted, but its not your house she finds sexy.

I wish I could drive a car off a bridge doing 100+ just for crapz and giggles and not get hurt.  You know James Bond launch that thing.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #112 on: December 23, 2008, 08:52:28 PM »
Granted but it was your wife's car and you didnt know the Insurance lapsed the day before......
 
I wish I knew where my dog went :)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #113 on: December 23, 2008, 09:03:03 PM »
Granted, but now he won't leave your side.

I wish we lived in simpler times.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #114 on: December 24, 2008, 07:29:47 AM »
granted , but now you're stuck in the 60's!

I wish I could tell my wife how I really feel!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #115 on: December 24, 2008, 11:53:47 AM »
Granted, but like all women she just doesnt give a sh&%!

I wish our society had a little "backbone".
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #116 on: December 24, 2008, 07:02:37 PM »
Granted, But now everyone thinks they are walking tall.....

I wish everyone a Merry Christmas!!!!!!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #117 on: January 08, 2009, 02:02:08 PM »
granted, but christmas in now long gone.

I wish I was somewhere in the Carribean diving in crystal clear water
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #118 on: January 08, 2009, 10:51:31 PM »
Granted, but the hotel finally makes you get out of their pool.

I wish I got paid like professional athletes.  Those bastards are way over paid.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #119 on: January 08, 2009, 11:20:12 PM »
granted but Rodger Goodell just just banned you for life and fined you twice what you've been paid after you shot youself in the leg while hosting a dogfight on the field of play.

I wish I was shore diving in bonaire
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