Corrupt a Wish

[Blotto]

I love this game, haven't played it in a long time tho!

The rules are simple -

1. The first person posts a wish.

2. The second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless. They then wish for something of thier own.

Example:
Poster #1: I wish I had a million dollars.

Poster #2: Granted, but you get it in pennies.

I will start:

I wish I could control nature.

[mwhities]

Granted, but you turn into a tree.

I wish I could read minds.

[Blotto]

Granted, but everything everybody is thinking, is about your wife 

I wish I could find a better paying job.

[frankc420]

Granted, you work for McDonalds.

I wish I could fly (superman style)

[mwhities]

Granted, but you keep flying into telephone poles.

I wish I could stop thinking about buying scuba gear.

[Blotto]

Granted, but you won the lottery.

I wish I could gain a few extra pounds.

[frankc420]

Granted, but your now so fat you can't walk.

I wish we only worked 4 hours a day and were paid for 8.

[Blotto]

Granted, but now you only make minimum wage.

I wish my Dr Pepper tasted more like a Budweiser right about now...

[delsol]

Granted, but it still only has the alcohol content of a Dr. Pepper.

I wish I had enough money to go diving somewhere warm every weekend.

[KristiP]

GRANTED, BUT YOU LOST YOUR JOB AND CAN'T AFFORD TO GO.

I wish my kids would listen to me more often!!

[Blotto]

Granted, but your mouth falls off 

I wish it was still summertime.

[dragon26]

Granted, you have two broke legs  stuck in house with no Beer and smokes till winter.


Wish I Could go diving every day

[Blotto]

Granted, but your everyday diving is in Krebs lake.

I wish I could wish something that doesn't get corrupted! 

[delsol]

granted, but now the game is over.

I wish the game wasn't over.

[mwhities]

Granted, now you are stuck in Tron (game).

I wish I had both arms!