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...when no matter what you do, the phone cord gets all twisty and you end up strangling yourself in the middle of an important call:
"Yes and can I.. oh wait... ummmm... hold on... where was I? So could I... ugh! Dangit I just fixed this... one second *grunty untwisty noises* That oughtta do it...So, I was saying... Argh! there it goes again... It's... coiling...up again... What the!?!.. No!... Not again! *sounds of struggle* Quick... someone toss me the scissors... It's gotten smarter! Help! *strangling noises* *Gasp* If you can still hear me... *cough* please... send for help.... *ack* and........ no........*GASP!* anchovies..............." <dial tone>
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« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2008, 08:57:22 PM » |
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You sound like a valley girl.  Michael |
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« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2008, 08:58:57 PM » |
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...when Michael spoils all the fun?
lol
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« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2008, 09:40:17 PM » |
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i meant for this to be more like a consolidated "one-liner" rant thread... for everybody
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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2008, 08:37:52 AM » |
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I HATE when people don't explain the game!
Is that right?
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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2008, 11:16:20 AM » |
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I HATE when people don't explain the game!
Is that right?
Michael
The subject is: Don't you just hate... ( fill in the blank) how's that for explanation mr. smarty poo poo pants?  |
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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2008, 07:50:47 PM » |
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...smart asses ruin a perfectly good idea!
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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2008, 08:57:05 PM » |
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...smart asses ruin a perfectly good idea!
it when other are more asses than others? |
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« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2008, 09:00:19 AM » |
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it when other are more asses than others?
... when someone tries to be smart but screws it up with a comment like the above  |
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« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2008, 11:57:05 PM » |
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the battery on your phone goes dead
p.s. hooba --- who still uses a phone with a cord LOL j/k
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this is a calling and a man who hasnt heard that calling
no matter how vast his talent how endless his potential
he cant succeed
william banks - the cleaner
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« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2008, 11:58:57 PM » |
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when someone else out buys you on myspace after you have bought them  |
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this is a calling and a man who hasnt heard that calling
no matter how vast his talent how endless his potential
he cant succeed
william banks - the cleaner
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« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2008, 08:12:26 AM » |
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the battery on your phone goes dead
p.s. hooba --- who still uses a phone with a cord LOL j/k
i was making fun of the people who still do! Like the engineer here in my office, and there's a corded phone on my desk too. I just don't use mine very often ;-) |
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« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2008, 08:33:01 AM » |
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DYJH... when the server goes down in the office, and there's no one here with a key to the server room!
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« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2008, 08:40:45 AM » |
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DYJH... when the person that's complaining about the server being down is the one that crashed it.
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« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2008, 09:18:02 AM » |
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DYJH... when you thought you knew what the problem was, you go thru the trouble to find a key to the server room, and come to find out it is hardware malfunction!
memory failure!
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« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2008, 07:16:48 AM » |
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DYJH... when someone tells a joke that you just don't get, no matter how much explaining they do?
i don't really think it was meant to be a joke to begin with...
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« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2008, 11:09:00 AM » |
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DYJH... politics.
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« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2008, 01:16:12 PM » |
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DYJH... politics.
YES! but some would argue it's a necessary evil... like boogers. |
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« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2008, 08:05:16 PM » |
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DYJH...... When you ask ur wife whats wrong and she says NOTHING IS WRONG..... Grrrrrr
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Its better to keep your mouth shut and be perceived as an idiot than to open it and remove all doubt!
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« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2009, 10:33:46 PM » |
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DYJH .......WHEN YOUR WIFE SAYS.....SIT DOWN, WE NEED TO TALK........
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