you stole my idea! I was gonna post this!!
oh well... it got posted...
It may not exude much pollution, but it'll be sure to cause excess output of "smug" and I'm willing to bet there is a market for these things! A market I will stay far away from.
Can you imagine the result of a collision between one of these and a big SUV? I don't think would fare much better than a possum or raccoon!